The Warrior and her Wolfhound.


Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy


self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing


Being part of the 5sos fam is very stressful like okay there’s an announcement is it going to be a tour or did calum finally grow a chest hair ? 


you ever look at like a pic of nialls butt when hes bending over and you’re like aww his butts so cute and you think I wish I knew what it looked like when hes naked but like then you remember that you already know what it looks like bc he fucking showed us his entire ass cheeks and crack on tv we even got to see the freckles on it wild


do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN



listen here MOM u don’t know how hard running a one direction blog is 

that awkward moment when your mom does actually also run a one direction blog

Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around


This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.